Wednesday, 18 February 2009

• Currently To Kill a Mockingbird By Harper Lee see related

  Well, well, well.  Here I sit, a puppy dog alternately nibbling at my toes and attempting (somewhat successfully) to jump up on the couch. "No, Juliet!" "Stop, Juliet!"  "Ouch!"

  Just a normal Wednesday night in these parts.

  

  We are those people*...the kind that stoop to ridiculous lows in pet ownership by dressing up their animals. How far we have fallen in four short weeks.

  

  But, in my defense, if we are going to endure the biting, the chewing, the dander, and the bladder control issues, then let it at least be at the hands of something kinda cute to look at. She should look pretty while she destroys our home.

  

  Ryley is thrilled. And Juliet doesn't seem to mind either. After all, when it's 18 degrees outside and she's in the backyard working up the courage to poop, the least we can do is keep her a little bit warmer.

  

  *Disclaimer: Ryan would like to make it clear that he is not one of "those people." He did stand and continues to stand in direct opposition to anthropomorphism. Especially when he's the one walking her.

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